Here are some jokes to make you laugh.

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What did the policeman say to his belly?

You're under a vest!

(By Bradley)

 

 

 

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Why did the vampire not have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck!

(By Jordan)

 

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Why did the cow go on holiday?

Because she had a wee calf!

(By Christina)

 

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A Cloud!

(By Anya)

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Which bear needs a deodorant?

Pooh Bear!

 

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Did you hear about the two spooks who met at a party?

It was love at first fright!

 

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Did you hear about the sheepdog trials?

The dogs were found not guilty!

 

 

 

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What fish sleep a lot?

Kippers!

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Where are the Andes?

At the end of your armies!

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Where did Walt Disney get Donald Duck?

Out of a quacker!

 

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What can't be untied?

A rainbow!

 

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Who looks after spooks on an aircraft?

Air Ghostesses!

 

 

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Doctor, doctor! Please can you help me out?

Of course - which way did you come in!

 

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Why was Cinderella no use at football?

She kept running away from the ball!

 

 

 

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What did one shooting star say to another?

Pleased to meteor!

 

 

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Rocket!

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What's red, black and white?

A sunburned polar bear with dirty feet!

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